Night Sky Admiration Prints

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Imagination Navigation.

Serenading

A man looks up at the earth

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Dog Howling the Moon way

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Romantic Moon

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

I'm just saying, maybe you should try getting out of the city, Mr. Van Gogh. The Smoggy Night.

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Do you ever get the feeling that baseball is a national obsession?'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Another nightmare?"

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"You're right. This is better than sex."

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'