Night Light Lover Prints

A volcano in bed with a lava lamp on the bedside table

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"I call it angle-poise"

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Flower lamp.

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

The beer idea.

The Critic...

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

Knight Light.

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'