Neon Light Lover Prints

Sleep!

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

"Spaghetti Rave"

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"I call it angle-poise"

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

You need a new reading light

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Flower lamp.

The beer idea.

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

Knight Light.

"I can't wait to put them on."

Nuclear energy?

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

Illuminating agricultural production