Neon Light Lover Pillows

Sleep!

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"Spaghetti Rave"

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

You need a new reading light

"I call it angle-poise"

Flower lamp.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

The beer idea.

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I guess the tomatoes were just a gateway plant."

Knight Light.

'The more festive I am, the more productive I get.'

"I can't wait to put them on."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'