Night Light Aficionado Prints

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

The Fuse

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

Illuminating agricultural production

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Environmentalist!'

Man lighting ceiling candle

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

'I see you've heard the news.'

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."