Night Light Aficionado Prints

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Hildegard von Bingen

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

The Fuse

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Illuminating agricultural production

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

'Environmentalist!'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Man lighting ceiling candle

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

'I see you've heard the news.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

"Oh, ignore that. Penny likes to play with laser pointers."

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Real estate: (igloo): 'This is the 'custom deck' for 'enjoying the midnight sun and viewing the northern lights!'