Light Metaphor Lover Gifts

'Uh oh, not good: There's a light at the end of the tunnel...'

Local Knowledge

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Lighthouse Beam.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

Out of control

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

The beer idea.

You need a new reading light

Flower lamp.

Preachers with far too much input

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Dangling Carrots

"I call it angle-poise"

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."