Light Metaphor Lover Prints

'Uh oh, not good: There's a light at the end of the tunnel...'

Local Knowledge

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lighthouse Beam.

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Out of control

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

Dangling Carrots

Preachers with far too much input

The beer idea.

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Flower lamp.

You need a new reading light

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

"I call it angle-poise"

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."