Visual Metaphor Lover Gifts

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Staff support"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Puss in cement boots"

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Out of control

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Destroyers"

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"That's still too high"

Dangling Carrots

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

The Coffee Tattoo

Speed Bump Ahead.

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"You folks ready to order?"

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

The Exobus

Hot Cross Bun

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

"It's what I do."