Visual Metaphor Explorers Gifts

"Staff support"

Reading my Critics

"Puss in cement boots"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Destroyers"

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

If poets wrote road signs.

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

The Nature Writer Writer.

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"In the land of toast the butter is spread very thin."

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'

'Look Larry, this one has air coming out of it!'