Metaphor Seekers Gifts

"There's an uncertain feeling in the air..."

Reading my Critics

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

Divine Desk Bins

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

"Then what happened?"

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

Out of control

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

A Poem about Sand

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Unsmiley face at the psychiatrist...

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Charles Baudelaire

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

"Why do we keep trying?""Because we need purpose..."

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"Well, what else am I supposed to do with an olive branch no one wants?"

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Flower growing from a bomb.

Pacifying Syria

"Nemesisyphus"