Visual Metaphor Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

An alcoholic sees a bottle in his shadow.

"Staff support"

Reading my Critics

"Puss in cement boots"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Caricatures $20"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Destroyers"

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

If poets wrote road signs.

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"That's still too high"

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

"You folks ready to order?"

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

The Exobus

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

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