Visual Metaphor Fan Gifts

"Staff support"

"Destroyers"

"I think you just discovered a great visual metaphor for panic!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Shampoo.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"Puss in cement boots"

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'We need more points in the paint.'

"Your education in business and management is impressive, but I'm hesitant to put you in a leadership position now that I see you're a lemming."

Arm Chair

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

"Okay - I can see you now."

"I can't see it lasting!"

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

Plane Migration.

Sculpting

'He really captured her in this one.'

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

"I can't help being senior management..."

I'm a minimalist.

Man Drowns in Globe

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

"Shadows! When did we get shadows?"

Skipping with a beard.