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"Staff support"

"Destroyers"

"I think you just discovered a great visual metaphor for panic!"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Shampoo.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Puss in cement boots"

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

'We need more points in the paint.'

Arm Chair

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

"I can't see it lasting!"

Plane Migration.

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

"Okay - I can see you now."

"Well yes, I could prescribe glasses, but frankly, just cutting your fringe would probably work better..."

"And you say these stabbing back pains started when you got into politics?"

Sculpting

'He really captured her in this one.'

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

"I can't help being senior management..."

Man Drowns in Globe

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Skipping with a beard.

I'm a minimalist.

"Shadows! When did we get shadows?"

"What? The invitation said, wear your favorite mask."