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"Puss in cement boots"

"Staff support"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

Sharp Eyes

"Destroyers"

"From where I'm sitting, ha-ha, you're behind bars!"

"That's still too high"

A Centaur Taking A Shower

The Exobus

"Anita, you never told me you worked for a company with such deep pockets!"

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

The face mask

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Furry Fries"

"Wait! Come Back!"

Sales of Viagra

"Look! There's an ELEPHANT in this room."

Baby plastic surgeon.

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

Pinocchio's Red Nose Day.

It's more about the journey for me!

'No, I didn't sow them - we had a pop concert here last year.'

Al, what advice would you give me as I begin my journey on the highway of adulthood? Pull over onto the shoulder and pretend you have engine trouble. With luck, a beautiful female mechanic will stop to help.

And furthermore, Al