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"I'm not sure you see my point of view..." "From down here I'd say that's probably true!"

An alcoholic sees a bottle in his shadow.

"Staff support"

Reading my Critics

"Puss in cement boots"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Caricatures $20"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

A Poem about Sand

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"Destroyers"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

If poets wrote road signs.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"That's still too high"

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"You folks ready to order?"

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

The Exobus

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.