Mirror Metaphor Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Woman looking into a mirror

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"What have you done?"

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.