Mirror Metaphors T-Shirts

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

"Nation-building never works."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Draw!

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'