Mirror Metaphors Mugs

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

"Nation-building never works."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Pop Culture for Teens

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Draw!

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Guru. It's not some kind of zen metaphor --- I really do have an invisible fence!

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'