Mirror Metaphor Buff Mugs

A man's mirror reflection calls in sick one day.

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Business man sees himself as a shark

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"I noticed a few browns."

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Three-way mirror

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

"Buy them - and never look back."