Mirror T-Shirts

'Arthur! When are you going to start accepting the passage of time?'

Tunnel of Self-Love

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"A minute on the lips"

'Yes, you look stunning. Can I put the mirror down now?'

'Narcissus catches himself under the mistletoe'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"You're so vein."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Pop Culture for Teens

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Draw!

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

The quarantine self cut.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."