Mirror Metaphor Enthusiast Gifts

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Pop Culture for Teens

Woman looking into a mirror

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"I noticed a few browns."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts?? I fly funny. I really do. My voice is so annoying. Self-mockingbird.

Man using straight razor sees electric razor in mirror.

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'