Mirror Metaphor Gifts

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"Nation-building never works."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Draw!

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

News of the Day - Peace: 'what strange mirrors they make these days'

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'