Mirror Reflection Gifts

"Why can't women see things realistically?"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

Draw!

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"