Mirror Reflection Analyst Gifts

"Good morning, handsome! What nasty damage can we inflict today?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Woman looking into a mirror

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

Antiques

"A minute on the lips"

Boating Reflection

"You're so vein."

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

Pirated mirrors.

"What happened to you?!!"

"No - you're drunk, pal."

Psychiatrist's Notice - THINK BACK

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

'Well I'm not too sure about the suit... but I'll definitely take the mirror.'

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."