Mirror Critic Gifts

A New Jacket

Trial by Media

Squeezing the Free Press.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'There's nothing on.'

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'The good news is we're projecting a profit. The bad news is, none of us will be alive then.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"