Mirror Critique Gifts

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Pop Culture for Teens

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I noticed a few browns."

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later