Mirror Critique T-Shirts

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"I noticed a few browns."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Warning. Objects in mirror my bear no relation to reality.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Guys looks in the mirror and sees himself as a prisoner.

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

'You're right, Mr. Benson, no question about it...I agree...yes! Absolutely! Yes...yes...'

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

Native Habitats: Trump/Lies

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Bear with us, will you? -- We're having technical difficulties over here."

'I'd trust you anywhere - I think!'

Virginia Foxx Caricature

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'