Mirror Reflection Analyst Mugs

"Good morning, handsome! What nasty damage can we inflict today?"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Woman looking into a mirror

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"I was 13 once. It was hard."

Boating Reflection

Psychiatrist's Notice - THINK BACK

"No - you're drunk, pal."

"What happened to you?!!"

Pirated mirrors.

Antiques

Keep students on their toes...

"A minute on the lips"

'The mirror doesn't lie.' 'Thank goodness.'

"You're so vein."

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."