Mirror Reflections Gifts

What men and women see when they look in the mirror.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

The power of positive affirmations

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Draw!

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'