Mirror Joke Enthusiast Gifts

Womens dressing rooms.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Woman looking into a mirror

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Disco Dancing

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

A giraffe in a hat

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

"No - you're drunk, pal."

Mirror Image

"What happened to you?!!"

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Keep students on their toes...

The seeing-eye cat.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"Really? You told him he's a digitally drawn cartoon that could be deleted at any moment with a single keystroke?"

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."