Mirror Joke Enthusiast Pillows

Womens dressing rooms.

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Woman looking into a mirror

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Chameleon humor...'I never metamorphosis I didn't like...'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Disco Dancing

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

A giraffe in a hat

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"You're the only one in this department who has survived the staff cuts. I can only advise you to do your job well, otherwise I'll have to fire you too, got that?"

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

"Your chicken in red wine, sir."

"What happened to you?!!"

The seeing-eye cat.

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

Mirror Image

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"No - you're drunk, pal."

"Apparently, this is his 'great lost masterpiece...'"

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

"What do you do?""I'm a layer. The law. I do law. I practice law. I'm an attorney. Something legal."

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

Tunnel of Love.