Mirror Aficionado Pillows

I'll take it!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Woman looking into a mirror

Curling your hair for no reason

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"