Mirror Admirers Pillows

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

Vain Security Guard

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Woman looking into a mirror

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

A giraffe in a hat

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

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