Reflection Admirers Pillows

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Bad hair day!

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"The overthinker"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"He quit online counseling. This gives him the same sympathy, but cheaper."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Where do you get your ideas from?'

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Man tries reaching for the Sun's reflection thinking it is a ball.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

'We were matched by computer.'

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

"I was 13 once. It was hard."