Mirror Admiration Pillows

"Why does he stare in the mirror before going to the jazz club?"

Man looking at himself in the mirror of the club cloak room

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

Woman looking into a mirror

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

A giraffe in a hat

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'