Mirror Admiration Pillows

"Why does he stare in the mirror before going to the jazz club?"

Man looking at himself in the mirror of the club cloak room

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Woman looking into a mirror

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

A giraffe in a hat

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

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