Mirror Moment Admirer Pillows

"Oh, my! Is that really me?"

Bad hair day!

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Malfunctioning geyser

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"Be careful sir...it's a mimefield..."

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

A giraffe in a hat

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

Narcissus

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

Mirror Image

"You're so vein."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"