Mirror Admirer Pillows

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'Arthur! When are you going to start accepting the passage of time?'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Jen finally embraces 'that stubborn belly fat.' "

'Make-Up'

'Howie learned long ago that smaller the mirror, the better the image.'

"Hi gordeous!"

Bob believes he has thinning hair.

'There now, you'll love it here. You can look at yourselves all day long.' - Narcissus.

'Hey, honey! Come see how I look with a beard!'

'Narcissus catches himself under the mistletoe'

'Perfect.'

Self Assessment "Yes, there's no doubt about it, you're a handsome swine!

Bad hair day!

'Honey does this mirror make me look fat?'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

"You're so vein."

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

A woman kisses the mirror.

"I want you to be honest with me, Honey...can a man be too good looking?"

Hot chilli...

Phones 4 U

Why the Bovines are always late - 'Oh, Howard...I look like an absolute cow in this skirt.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"The secret to looking good is to be good-looking."

"Bravo, Paul. You've done more for the back of my head than I ever dreamed possible."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way..."

Studies show almost everybody believes that they're an above average driver. Most people also think they're better looking than their driver's license photo.

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