Mirror Appreciator Pillows

"Narcissus! That's a pretty name."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Woman looking into a mirror

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'What if I promise not to look?'