Mirror Appreciator Pillows

"Narcissus! That's a pretty name."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Misunderstood artist

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Woman looking into a mirror

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Artist on the Beach

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.