Mirror Enthusiast Pillows

'How much for the mirror?'

Magic Mirror Shop: Mirrors that reflects the inner you.

Teacher's Wing-Mirror

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

'...The government's new secret weapon in the war against obesity'

"We only have 60 employees? I could've sworn we had twice as many."

"They're not photos on his desk - they're mirrors."

'Well if they are 'laugh lines', you've got an awful lot for such a misery guts!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Man in bathroom surprised by his rude reflection in the mirror.

Mirror manufacturers employee is at desk with 'in/out' workboxes in reverse.

Tunnel of Self-Love

"Okay! In the thirty five to forty age group, who's the fairest of them all?"

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'I'm a street musician... sort of.'

"There's nothing wrong with me, we're just making another TV hospital drama."

"I chase cars"

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

As a man leaves a naked woman's bedroom his reflection climbs out of the mirror

'It's you.'

'Well I'm not too sure about the suit... but I'll definitely take the mirror.'

"No - you're drunk, pal."

"Executive loving his own image."

Day 11 of self-isolation and 'bad hair day' had become an understatement.

"Really, forty-two? I don't believe it!"

Girl looking in mirror

Woman looking into a mirror

"Sorry. I just don't like to reflect on the past."

"Well, the good news is - it's not your hairline that's receding!"

"What happened to you?!!"

Looking in the mirror

Objects In Mirror Are Thinner Than They Appear

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Woman hangs happy mask in from of mirror so she doesn't see her real face.

'Now I don't have to eat alone.'