Mirror Enthusiasts Pillows

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

'I had to install the mirrors for safety reasons.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Curling your hair for no reason

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Woman looking into a mirror

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'No cheating'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"What have you done?"