Mirror Enthusiasts Pillows

'Mirror, mirror, on the silo, who's the studliest bull in Shiloh?'

'I had to install the mirrors for safety reasons.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Woman looking into a mirror

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'No cheating'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

A wise man marvels at the commonplace.

"Oh, that's my cousin. I'm the Bluebird of Mid-Life Existential Despair!"

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"Of course you don't look anything like your reflection in the mirror."