Mirror Admirers Mugs

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

Vain Security Guard

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

Woman looking into a mirror

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"When it takes longer to wash your face, you're getting bald."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

A giraffe in a hat

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

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