Mirror Aficionado Gifts

I'll take it!

Bad hair day!

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

Curling your hair for no reason

Woman looking into a mirror

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"You mounted the mirror upside down, Harold!"

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"She's cute all right. But, whoa, what a narcissist!"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

School of Arts and Sciences.

'Oh no! Political memoirs!'