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"The market shot up this morning, hit a ceiling around noon, before falling back, banging it's elbow on the coffee table."

"Staff support"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

Grocery Shopping

"Destroyers"

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

'We need more points in the paint.'

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

"And yet, I too am a still life."

'The way I see it, there's still life in the old dog, yet, Doctor.' 'That reminds me. I'm going to have your eyes tested.'

"I can't see it lasting!"

'No this isn't one of those disaster movies. It's the News.'

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

'The gravy? Was that 'boat' or 'train', sir?'

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

"I can't help being senior management..."

"It was terrible. It was like a media frenzy."

Cornucopia

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Truffles for Sale

"I'd like to file a defamation suit. 'Bear markets' is a derogatory term."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

"Our motto here at Ace Funerals is... All Men are Cremated Equal."

Farmer's Black Market.

'What's wrong with me, Doc? Lately I've been feeling bullish.'

'Delivery for Muhammad.'

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

Toy City Trader - Pull string and watch him panic