Visual Metaphor Lover Pillows

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"Staff support"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Puss in cement boots"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Caricatures $20"

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

When Tia Carmen says... "A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner" it means "I can fix it with a hammer."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Out of control

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Destroyers"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

'Stick and Carrot Business Incentive Consultants.'

"Naturally you have trouble getting in touch with your innermost feelings. You're a hollow choclate bunny."

"That's still too high"

'If this thing starts to snowball it will catch fire all across the country.'

Dangling Carrots

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"What a day, I swam with the sharks, ran with the bears and wreastled with the bulls..."

The Coffee Tattoo

"You folks ready to order?"

"Well, I guess the bubble has burst over at Phillips Rodny Associates."

The Exobus

Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

"There you go again, withdrawing into your shell..."

How to create a brilliant cartoon

Hot Cross Bun

"It's what I do."

'You went for the highlights then?'

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'