Visual Analogy Lover Pillows

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Puss in cement boots"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"That's still too high"

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

The Coffee Tattoo

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"You folks ready to order?"

Worker Bee of the Month

'That looks tempting.'

The Exobus

Hot Cross Bun

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'You went for the highlights then?'

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

"Furry Fries"

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

Baby plastic surgeon.

'I tell ya, more guys crash in this one spot...'