Visual Analogy Lover Pillows

'Reminds me, my urologist said there's something wrong with my plumbing.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"Puss in cement boots"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"Caricatures $20"

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"It's your husband, Mrs. Thompson. He's come unraveled again."

Speed Bump Ahead.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"That's still too high"

The Coffee Tattoo

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"You folks ready to order?"

The Exobus

'That looks tempting.'

Worker Bee of the Month

Hot Cross Bun

How to create a brilliant cartoon

'Oh, Ben is a good man...like stem cells are good, but I am looking for embryonic stem cells.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

"Is everything ok robert? You seem to be a little distant recently."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

"Furry Fries"

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

'To summarize: the visual joke brings on a very fast reaction, but the verbal joke is remembered longer.'

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

"Wait! Come Back!"

Focus group

Sales of Viagra

Baby plastic surgeon.