Visual Metaphor Admirer Pillows

Magritte's mule

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

"Staff support"

"Little help?"

"Puss in cement boots"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"Destroyers"

Sharp Eyes

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

"That's still too high"

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Cat Mask

A Centaur Taking A Shower

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Is that you Mildred?"

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"You are my blue beach glass."

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

Donald Trump Crossword Silhouette

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Man asking why the lamp in the picture doesn't come with the bicycle

The corner that Spring's around

"Furry Fries"