Visual Metaphor Admirer Mugs

Magritte's mule

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

"Staff support"

"Little help?"

"Puss in cement boots"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Man selling 'pearls of wisdom'.

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

Graph leads down into egg with a big crack.

"Good news. You know that elephant in the room we never talk about? He's now in the other room."

"Destroyers"

Sharp Eyes

"That's still too high"

"I told you. All men are reptiles.!

Cat Mask

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

Rembrandt's Selfies

A Centaur Taking A Shower

Guru Shifted Thinking

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

"Call me a hopeless romantic, but I assumed he was just inviting me."

People who meet in Heaven: Ben Franklin and Yogi Berra. I've always admired you aphorisms.

"Is that you Mildred?"

"That's strange. It must have been slow."

"You are my blue beach glass."

'At first glance, my work may seem heavily ironic, but, culturally adjusted, it's really pretty sincere!'

Hen to optometrist about chicks: 'I'm here to check my peepers.'

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Super Hero Drug Testing

Giant wants his shoe back.

The corner that Spring's around