Visual Pun Admirer Pillows

"I want a full head of hair!"

"Furry Fries"

That's the trampoline sales, sir.

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Fist Bumper Cars

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

This man is an island.

How Romans give each other a high five...

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Senseless clowning around

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Racketeer

"That's still too high"

Time Table

The Coffee Tattoo

Speed Bump Ahead.

"I've been window-shopping..."

"You folks ready to order?"

Persian

"Butt cracker"

Arm Chair

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Hot Cross Bun

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'You went for the highlights then?'