Visual Pun Lovers Pillows

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Theatre Masks and Butts

Well done, Plimpton. You're hired.

the polly gone

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Fist Bumper Cars

Hermit Crabapple Tree

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

This man is an island.

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

Senseless clowning around

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Time Table

The Coffee Tattoo

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

Racketeer

"I've been window-shopping..."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

"Butt cracker"

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Arm Chair

Hot Cross Bun

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I feel a lot of societal pressure to be happy."

"Furry Fries"

That's the trampoline sales, sir.