Lover Of Visual Puns Pillows

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Theatre Masks and Butts

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Fist Bumper Cars

KING HEROD INTERROGATES THE WISE MEN TO KNOW BABY JESUS'S WHEREABOUTS

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

This man is an island.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Look, the numbers don't lie."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"I've been window-shopping..."

Time Table

Senseless clowning around

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Racketeer

The Coffee Tattoo

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'